Saturday, August 7, 2010
While playing DS:
Mom: Ugh! Mario keeps dying.
Jeffrey: That's okay mom. You can try again, Never give up!
While looking at a magazine:
Jeffrey: She's a gawl (girl).
Mom: How do you know?
Jeffrey: She's wearing pants and she's got milk utters.
Mom: Let's go to the bathroom before we leave our room.
Jeffrey: Good idea. I really super have to go potty, bad!
Jeffrey: Where's my DS pen??? = This one must get asked at least 5 times a day!
New Person: What's your name?
Jeffrey: Jeffrey Jamers Schwantes
New Person: Where do you live?
Jeffrey: Souf Jawsy. Some people call it New Jersey.
Talking to random strangers and proud of himself he announces: "Look, my knee bar is out! I'm letting my knee hang!"
Mom: What am I gonna do without you next week?
Jeffrey: Play by your own...or with Jack.
Hobbling with no hands to go play on the computer: (mind you it's one room)
"I'm going into the tv room, and the computer room and the exercise room and the chair room and the mouse room."