Fixatored

Fixatored: (fix*a*tor*ed): verb past tense
To be scraped, scratched, bumped or bruised by a fixator.
ex: Many people and things have been fixatored in the past 2 months by Jeffrey.
Please see photographs below:

thigh scrape

leg bruises

The fridge (the rug is reflected in the black fridge)

molding

toilet seat

Jeffrey even fixatored his own thumb during an intense game of Wii :(

That thing is dangerous. He should need a permit to carry it. If you see a fixator coming your way, just be sure to keep your distance. It comes at you at fast speeds and can cause significant damage.

If you or someone you know has been fixatored, just know you are not alone! 

I feel your pain, literally!